When I was 16 years old, I worked at Round Table.
When my shift was done, I changed back to my real close; but I still kind of smelled like pizza sauce. So I sprayed Ralph Lauren perfume, and no more pizza smell on me! … Then 5 minutes later, my close smelled like Ralph Lauren AND pizza again 😐
Someone actually posted this on ebay:
(Vintage) “Lauren by Ralph Lauren, 1 fl/oz Bottle, Approximately 1/2 Full”
(?!?! — Who would buy this half empty perfume bottle?)
Maybe she works at Round Table, and she knew that Ralph Lauren doesn’t hide pizza smell too?
My Doctor said get your Shingrix shot.
So I did, and Walgreens pharmacy gave me this coupon after:
I still have my favorite calendar up on my wall (2010), The Office :
Is that weird that I still have it up? Hmmmm …
Do you have a favorite calendar?
“Yes Maureen, I do. It’s ______________________________________ .
And yes, you’re weird Maureen.”
Wow!! My book “Before, Afdre, and After” is nominated again in the Goodreads Choice Awards 2018?
… Just kidding 😉
Here’s the 10th Annual Goodreads Choice Awards 2018
Vote now! 🙂
… The Awards are not sponsored by my book, Before, Afdre, and After, but check out my book anyway here: