Amazon Books Frequently Bought Together:
… and reviews of Before, Afdre, and After (My stroke … oh what fun)
Also Frequently Bought Together:
… Just kidding 😉
But Praise for Before, Afdre, and After …
… Well, I wasn’t born in Ireland, but still, I’m Irish 🍀
Anyway, Happy St. Patrick’s Day 🍀
Oh, I meant, HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!!!!!🍀
Dear President Donald Trump,
I hear you need a new Nation Security Adviser — oh I meant Attorney General! You’re in luck! I would be a great Attorney General.
Actually, I really don’t know much about what Attorney General (much less Nation Security Adviser) does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?
I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn and Jeff Sessions, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!
Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!
Update: Feb. 1–26, the end of the sentence, if it’s “!” or “?”, by real Donald Trump on Twitter (reverse order):
Donald Trump: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
… And Feb. 1–26, the end of the sentence, if it’s “!” or “?”, by Maureen Twomey (me) on Twitter (reverse order):
Hmm. I should really use more “!” and “?”