Dear President (again)

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(Update):

Dear President Donald Trump,

 

I hear you need a new Nation Security Adviser — oh I meant Attorney General! You’re in luck! I would be a great Attorney General.

 

Actually, I really don’t know much about what Attorney General (much less Nation Security Adviser) does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?

 

I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn and Jeff Sessions, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!

 

Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Twomey

 

https://maureentwomey.wordpress.com/2017/02/19/dear-president/

End of a sentence on Twitter

Update: Feb. 1–26, the end of the sentence, if it’s “!” or “?”, by real Donald Trump on Twitter (reverse order):

leaks!
fairly!
Perez!
Party!
evening!
coming!
all!
Sad!
CPAC!
it!
help!
people!
win!
Sad!
AGAIN!
NOT!
expected!
People!
happy!
fast!
news!
fast!
caught!
apologize!
rollout!
morning!
un-American!
Russia?
great!
etc?
country!
Mnuchin!
Trudeau!
dishonest!
job!
president!
president!
difficulties!
removed!
talks!
represented!
wonderful!
States!
couple!
DOWN!
DANGEROUS!
yesterday!
decision!
STAKE!
Sessions!
again!
NEWS!
him?
JOBS!
D!
Terrible!
you!
Politics!
Democrats!
YOU!!
problem!
fast!
worse!
Enjoy!
sources!
lies!
AGAIN!
difficult!
Bad!
happy!
Enjoy!
decision?
S.?
AGAIN!
lost!
overturned!
destruction!
trouble!
us!
country!
AGAIN!
NOW!
nice!
me!
hard!
you!
them!
you!
star!
FUNDS?
deal!
ago!
country!

Donald Trump: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

 

… And Feb. 1–26, the end of the sentence, if it’s “!” or “?”, by Maureen Twomey (me) on Twitter (reverse order):

instead?
grade?

https://twitter.com/Maureen_hmm

 

Hmm. I should really use more “!” and “?”

:-l

Dear President, …

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Dear President Donald Trump,

 

I hear you need a new nation security adviser. You’re in luck! I would be a great nation security adviser.

 

Actually, I really don’t know much about what nation security adviser does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?

 

I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!

 

Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Twomey