Dear President (again)

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(Update):

Dear President Donald Trump,

 

I hear you need a new Nation Security Adviser — oh I meant Attorney General! You’re in luck! I would be a great Attorney General.

 

Actually, I really don’t know much about what Attorney General (much less Nation Security Adviser) does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?

 

I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn and Jeff Sessions, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!

 

Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Twomey

 

https://maureentwomey.wordpress.com/2017/02/19/dear-president/

Dear President …

📄📞👍

 

Dear President Donald Trump,

 

I hear you need a new nation security adviser. You’re in luck! I would be a great nation security adviser.

 

Actually, I really don’t know much about what nation security adviser does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?

 

I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!

 

Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Twomey

I’m trying to write something new

2016 Ooh! Calendar!

I’m trying to write something new for you to read. So you can say, “Wow! I love Maureen’s articles/books/etc! And how she writes almost everyday!”

Sadly, I don’t write too often. Also, if I had a blog 16 years ago, I would have a lot to talk about. But now — well, see what I mean here:

https://maureentwomey.wordpress.com/befor-afdre-and-after/

 

Well hopefully though, I’ll come up with some great article/etc. for you to read soon. Until then, you can read much better articles/writings/books/etc., right below and above.

Have fun,

Maureen  🙂