Pizza & Perfume = 😐

When I was 16 years old, I worked at Round Table.
When my shift was done, I changed back to my real close; but I still kind of smelled like pizza sauce. So I sprayed Ralph Lauren perfume, and no more pizza smell on me! … Then 5 minutes later, my close smelled like Ralph Lauren AND pizza again 😐

Someone actually posted this on ebay:
(Vintage) “Lauren by Ralph Lauren, 1 fl/oz Bottle, Approximately 1/2 Full”

(?!?!  — Who would buy this half empty perfume bottle?)

Maybe she works at Round Table, and she knew that Ralph Lauren doesn’t hide pizza smell too?

2019 pizza sauce.jpg

Hmmmmmm …