Dear President …



Dear President Donald Trump,


I hear you need a new nation security adviser. You’re in luck! I would be a great nation security adviser.


Actually, I really don’t know much about what nation security adviser does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didn’t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, I’ve never gotten fired from my real job, so that’s a plus don’t you think?


I didn’t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn, I’ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, I’ve learned my lesson!


Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!



Maureen Twomey

Hey, why are the letters so big here FB?

Inquiring minds want to know, Facebook.

Well, Twitter does this already. But they get to choose what BIG and small letters I use, not me. And now Facebook too.


Oh, and in case you have difficultly reading Meridith’s message back to me, it said:

“They do that when you reach a certain age and they make an assumption about your eyesight.”



(Sorry, the pic is kind of blurry, but you get the idea)

Well thankfully, WordPress does not do that

… yet