Pizza & Perfume = 😐

When I was 16 years old, I worked at Round Table.
When my shift was done, I changed back to my real close; but I still kind of smelled like pizza sauce. So I sprayed Ralph Lauren perfume, and no more pizza smell on me! … Then 5 minutes later, my close smelled like Ralph Lauren AND pizza again 😐

Someone actually posted this on ebay:
(Vintage) “Lauren by Ralph Lauren, 1 fl/oz Bottle, Approximately 1/2 Full”

(?!?!  — Who would buy this half empty perfume bottle?)

Maybe she works at Round Table, and she knew that Ralph Lauren doesn’t hide pizza smell too?

2019 pizza sauce.jpg

Hmmmmmm …

My Halloween costumes?

Some people every year have the best costumes. Obviously, I never won the best costume, but here’s some of mine over the years:

 

Julie Brown, the singer — “‘Cause I’m A Blonde” (I’m sitting down)

1 Julie Brown

Here’s the real Julie Brown:

 

Snow White:

10 Snow White

 

The Sweeney Sisters (SNL)

2 The Sweeney Sisters

 

Martha Quinn on MTV

3 Martha Quinn

 

Money laundering scheme

… More people though, “Are you just money?”

So I had to explain the costume every time. Only one person got my costume.

He said, “HAAAAA! Money laundering scheme! I love it!”

Finally someone got it.

4 Money laundering scheme

 

Sinead O’Connor

… Okay, I didn’t dress up like Sinead O’Connor. I had to shave my head because I was going to surgery.

A month later, I looked like Sinead O’Connor! 😉

5 Sinead O'Connor

 

I’m an old Lounge Singer:

9 lounge singer

 

Girl Scout:

6 Girl Scout

 

I’m Facebook:

7 Facebook

 

Nancy Pelosi  🙂

8 Nancy P. 2 pic

 

Happy Halloween everyone!

11 Giant punken

25 Random Facts About Me and …

25 Random Facts About Me and …

(I did this on Facebook sometime ago, so I suppose I shouldn’t post this on WordPress — but just in case some people like lists, here’s mine)

 

1) First book I wrote, “Sally The Snow Girl” (second grade):

https://maureentwomey.wordpress.com/old-book/

2) The first kiss I got: He had braces in is mouth (I had them too). BUT he also had Oreo cookies in his mouth. Not good.

3) No really — the kiss was awful.

4) I was a Communication major at UCLA. I had good grades, but not honors. Lisa (also Communication) went to a party (we were all wearing robes for graduation). Almost everyone else had special robes on. Lisa and I realized that we were the dumbest ones in Communication.

(Kassie said, “Hello! You graduated from UCLA – you are smart!!” … Okay.)

5) I watch the “Real World” on MTV, Season 1. (1993 or 1994 I think)
I loved it, so I mailed my form for the next one (in L.A.) to MTV.
I had to write and tape (thank you Steve C.), why I should be in it.
Sadly, I didn’t make it. Oh well.

6) I’m good friends with U2 … Then I woke up, and it was only a dream — I don’t no them. 😦

7) Does someone know U2? If so, please let me know.

8) My hair: I did have it longer, but the hair lady said “You don’t have the face for long hair”.
So I finally gave in, and now I have the same hair again.

9) June 5, 2000: Had a great time seeing a concert, Elliott Smith

10) June 6/7 2000, I had a stroke: Couldn’t walk at all; couldn’t speak at all; couldn’t read or write at all … AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

11) Hospital: Good people; bad food.

12) First words I said: Someone was telling a joke, but someone else was also butting in. So I said,
“BUTT OUT!”

13) Writing: The first word I wrote was “rav” (ravioli).

14) June 7, 2000, I was in a wheel-chair.
I finally walked … alone, September 3, 2000.
😀

15) I still have a brace on my right leg, so I couldn’t wear my shoes (the brace can’t fit in my shoes). I gave the shoes to other friends and also donated them.

16) Maybe someday I will not have to wear the brace. So I’ll call the people who have my shoes and say “I WANT THE SHOES BACK!!”
😉

17) If I don’t turn my head right, it is NOT because I don’t like you; but now I can not see on the right.
BUT …

18) Now I have special glasses with prisms (right eye). So I can see much more … so now I have my license back! Beep Beep!

19) When driving, I use my left leg. So the brake is on the right, and the gas is on the left.

20) I liked wine, but now I don’t have the taste for it. So I have ice cream instead.

21) My family are all good or great cooks; I’m the only one who is not as good.

22) Please hold, your call is important …………………. Please hold, your call is important …………………… Please hold, your call is important …………………… Please hold, your call is important ……………………

(Note after: I was almost out of thinks to say, so I put this at number 22)

23) Yea for President Barack Obama!!!!!! (Note: I wrote this when President Obama was still the president)

24) Hopefully I will finish my book soon …

25) Yea, I’m done.
(Not done with my book, only the list.)

 

UPDATE: My book is done of course 🙂  Check it out:

https://maureentwomey.wordpress.com/befor-afdre-and-after/

🙂