Dear President, …

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Dear President Donald Trump,

 

I hear you need a new nation security adviser. Youโ€™re in luck! I would be a great nation security adviser.

 

Actually, I really don’t know much about what nation security adviser does. I was a copywriter in advertising. But like you, I watch TV news and regular shows. I didnโ€™t watch The Apprentice (sorry). However, Iโ€™ve never gotten fired from my real job, so thatโ€™s a plus donโ€™t you think?

 

I didnโ€™t vote for you, but unlike Michael Flynn, Iโ€™ve never lied. Well, I once stole a candy bar when I was 9 years old. But someone saw what I did (it was my Dad) so I had to go back to the store and tell the manager what I did. She was mad at me, but she just warned me to never do it again. Thankfully, Iโ€™ve learned my lesson!

 

Anyway, let me know when I can start the job. Thanks!

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Twomey

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